BREAKING NEWS!! After spending billions on space exploration, we MIGHT be on the verge of finding a TINY MICROBE!!!
Or at least, a MEMORY of a microbe!!
Now, back to Earth for today's other news: tigers are extinct.
The seas are poisoned. The forests are gone... no surprises there.
Well, goodnight, but STAY TUNED for bulletins about them MICROBES!
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