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Most Emailed Photos - 05/19/2005 by Lauren
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Scientist Rocky Ursinus accidentally combines DNA from a raccoon and a man with that of a North American black bear.

Geneticist Melonius Bacchus creates a woman with mammary glands on her back. Interestingly enough, she also is born equipped with a small button which, when pushed, makes her hair grow.

Marinara Scallopini's intention in this experiment was to produce baby cows with beefier legs, not more of them.


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<Carol> The names are a nice touch!

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