Dammit, the sports channels are turning into sex channels!
Wrestling? it's all tangled bodies!
Cycling? it's asses everywhere!
Baseball? dammit, why don't you guys get married! In Canada!
Sprinting... too sexy!
Gymnastics... too sexy!
Tennis... oh my god!
Ahhh.. that's better. The Suit Of Bees channel.
I can safely say nobody will grab THAT guy!
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