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Die Meisten Emailed Fotos aus Deutschland - 07/25/2003 by Mort
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After the success of Microsoft Cat™ 1.3 Service pack 4,

Microsoft released Microsoft Dog™ 1.0.

A Microsoft lawyer today renounced God's unfair competition lawsuit for packaging Microsoft Dog™ with every of copy Microsoft Family™.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Day 6 of German week and the last day thank Microsoft God.

I hate Microsoft and use their products at little as possible, I particularly hate Internet Explorer. Mozilla, Camino and Safari are much better browsers; popup blocking, tabbed browsing features are a must.

There will not be a new strip tomorrow as I am in the wine country and will be attending my friends wedding. I plan on not being sober enough to write coherently.

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