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Most Emailed Photos - 08/26/2004 by Mort
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Just my luck, reincarnated again.

I know I should be doing something to the girls, but all I feel like doing is humping their legs.

Serves me right, stuck in a body that wants to sniff butts.

- Joseph Stalin (deceased)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> Standards are going up here.
<superwoman biatch> I once had a guy try to hump my leg. Always wondered what the reasoning for that could have been now it all makes sense!
<David Byrden> I'm sure your leg is very nice.
<shi_jwan@yahoo.com> hi im bryar from iraq i live in Erbil i like fack boy
<le-fou_du-net> salut
<le-fou_du-net> adresse msn and you sexman
<king znupp> were the bicth's at homes

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