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JK Rowlings announced recently that her sixth book was due to be released next June.

"About time!" grumbled witch in training Wilma Hexen. "Ever since I learned the 'summon locust' spell from book 5 I've been inundated with the damn bugs. When is she going to slip in the 'summon Orkin Man' spell?"

Rowlings publisist wouldn't commit to an asnwer, only saying "Mum's the word."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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