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Most Emailed Photos - 12/30/2004 by Kumiho
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JK Rowlings announced recently that her sixth book was due to be released next June.

"About time!" grumbled witch in training Wilma Hexen. "Ever since I learned the 'summon locust' spell from book 5 I've been inundated with the damn bugs. When is she going to slip in the 'summon Orkin Man' spell?"

Rowlings publisist wouldn't commit to an asnwer, only saying "Mum's the word."
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> Happy New Year, everyone!
<mypalmike> Thanks, and to you and y'all too.
<Axolotl> Gott nytt år to all the caption monkeys and to our good friend Mort!
<guyPaulo> Cheers!
<Kumiho> A very happy New Years all!
<Mort> Good Morning New Year!


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