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JK Rowlings announced recently that her sixth book was due to be released next June.

"About time!" grumbled witch in training Wilma Hexen. "Ever since I learned the 'summon locust' spell from book 5 I've been inundated with the damn bugs. When is she going to slip in the 'summon Orkin Man' spell?"

Rowlings publisist wouldn't commit to an asnwer, only saying "Mum's the word."
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<mypalmike> Hah! "Summon Orkin Man" is a classic.
<Carol> Brava!
<What?>  hehe

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