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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion. Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't. All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007. |
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| <mypalmike> Did you ever notice that the directions here say "A couple of pointers", followed by THREE pointers!? Man, who edits this stuff? | ||
| <morticia> I try to help out...but Mort is woefully inadequate when it comes to punctuation, spelling, and grammer. | ||
| <Mort> whteva! grammer, IN -- Zip code(s): 47236 | ||
| <Kumiho> Spellcheck is my best friend. Unfortunately when you write fiction, grammar check hates your work. | ||
| <Mort> Aww, attacked by the wiggly green line Kumiho? | ||
| <Kumiho> Frequently, much to my annoyance. | ||
| <guyPaulo> I always hated grammar classes because I read a lot, and popular writers just use whatever grammar they felt like. If Stephen King uses dangling participles in a book and it sells a million copies, I didn't want to hear some teacher making $16K a year to tell me not to use them. | ||
| <David Byrden> Similary, guyPaulo, if Microsoft make $70 billion selling insecure software, I don't want to hear some Computer Science teacher telling me to write secure software. Hey... wait a minute... | ||