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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by Luminaire
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So I was just cruising down the highway in my new set of wheels,

and some jagoff in a Taurus started laying on the horn and nearly ran my ass off the road!

So I gave that guy the bird.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 9 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> Nice.
<mypalmike> F***ing Taurus drivers, man.
<Lauren> Wow! Ossum!
<allaran> You go man! Gotta love the triple double entendre in the middle.
<morticia> that is so phat, it's skinny!
<ajiav> Very good!
<guyPaulo> This is one of those great, short captions. I can never write good ones this concise.
<superwoman biatch> I like it alot! Great use of the "Taurus"!

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