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Most Emailed Photos - 07/12/2004 by Mort
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The Martians are among us.

They have come for our Earth weed.

Of course, strictly for "Medicinal" use.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 16 messages for this day.
<jellyloo> That eye thing freaks me out like no ones business.
<mypalmike> It reminds me of the movie "V".
<guyPaulo> Check out this story from Yahoo:
Talk about a bad f*ckin' day.
<Mort> The photos of that will appear in guest day tomorrow.
<mypalmike> It's like "A Christmas Story" with the Red Rider BB gun. "You'll shoot your balls off!"
<daweeeeeedman> 2wwwwwwww BLOWWWWWWNNN
<daweeeeeedman> 2wwwwwwww BLOWWWWWWNNN
<Deanna> wow ur fuckin eye mann lol.....nice green!!
<WiCkEdSmOkEr4 2 Oh> wow ur fuckin eye mann lol.....nice green!!
<kenkaniff> u fuckin suck that eye is fuckin gat biatch
<DEVIN> blaze up
<murphy> man if they came for our marijauna they should have took me too
<murphy> next time start a petition to legalize weed rather than write a story
<newbie 420> fuck if you pussys want some real weed you should talk to me i got way better shit than that BLAZE UP
<candy> i'm with Newbie 420 and murphy i think they should legalize weed 2

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