The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel...
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.
The sun has fallen down...
The skyline was beautiful on fire, all twisted metal stretching upwards, everything washed in a thin orange haze.
I said, Kiss me, you're beautiful. These are truly the last days...
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down - for sure it's the valley of death.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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