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Most Emailed Photos - 03/02/2006 by Allen
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I was told that if I pressed my hips together, that it would make my breasts look larger.

I don't know what crazy guy wrote that, but it definitely doesn't work.

I'll bet he couldn't tell me that in person and keep a straight face.
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<reddman> I know I could't...
Why don't men look women in the eye?
Cause breasts don't have eyes..

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