Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004

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So I was just cruising down the highway in my new set of wheels,

and some jagoff in a Taurus started laying on the horn and nearly ran my ass off the road!

So I gave that guy the bird.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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<mypalmike> Did you ever notice that the directions here say "A couple of pointers", followed by THREE pointers!? Man, who edits this stuff?

<morticia> I try to help out...but Mort is woefully inadequate when it comes to punctuation, spelling, and grammer.

<Mort> whteva!

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<Kumiho> Spellcheck is my best friend. Unfortunately when you write fiction, grammar check hates your work.

<Mort> Aww, attacked by the wiggly green line Kumiho?

<Kumiho> Frequently, much to my annoyance.

<guyPaulo> I always hated grammar classes because I read a lot, and popular writers just use whatever grammar they felt like. If Stephen King uses dangling participles in a book and it sells a million copies, I didn't want to hear some teacher making $16K a year to tell me not to use them.

<David Byrden> Similary, guyPaulo, if Microsoft make $70 billion selling insecure software, I don't want to hear some Computer Science teacher telling me to write secure software.

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