This week's Top Bird is:
The mauled matadors are: ElvisThePelvis, apple juice is a verb and 3Suns.
There are 8 messages for this day.
|<mypalmike> Did you ever notice that the directions here say "A couple of pointers", followed by THREE pointers!? Man, who edits this stuff?|
|<morticia> I try to help out...but Mort is woefully inadequate when it comes to punctuation, spelling, and grammer.|
grammer, IN -- Zip code(s): 47236
|<Kumiho> Spellcheck is my best friend. Unfortunately when you write fiction, grammar check hates your work.|
|<Mort> Aww, attacked by the wiggly green line Kumiho?|
|<Kumiho> Frequently, much to my annoyance.|
|<guyPaulo> I always hated grammar classes because I read a lot, and popular writers just use whatever grammar they felt like. If Stephen King uses dangling participles in a book and it sells a million copies, I didn't want to hear some teacher making $16K a year to tell me not to use them.|
|<David Byrden> Similary, guyPaulo, if Microsoft make $70 billion selling insecure software, I don't want to hear some Computer Science teacher telling me to write secure software.|
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