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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/13/2004 by 3Suns
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Arr, matey, I got me wooden leg in Bahrain. That bilge-sucking landmine taught me a lesson: Stick ter de Briny Deep, lad!

De only other time I forgot that lesson was when I was a-moored in Barcelona. Yarr, I got a keratin enema and lost me eye to boot!

De parrot? Arr, 'e jus' follows me around. They bonnie lasses love 'im tho. Harr harr!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Luminaire> Did he get a peg butt?
<mypalmike> International "Talk Like a Pirate Day" is just a few short months away: September 19.
<morticia> Mort and I will by flying back from Italy then! What will we do?

(I better find out how to say 'yaaar' in Italian)

<ajiav> 
<ajiav> yaarrivaderci, matey

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