Due to budget cuts, this year's pageant will be held in my pants.
But fear not! I found a pair of pants large enough to accomodate the Baby Jesus, three wise men, the children's choir, all eight reindeer, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Be sure to stick around for the after-party, when a multitude of the heavenly host will bring us all tidings of great joy!
Oh Come All Ye Faithful indeed...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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