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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by guyPaulo
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My un-insured credit union is held up by a member of the "Mad Cow" gang, wipping out my life savings.

Events from my Bad Day Part 2

My mom discovers my biology science project and mistakes the genetically modified parsely I grew for pot. She proceeds to smoke about half the plants before I can stop her.


I finally realize that I've become so jaded by obscure internet porn that I'm only able to have sex with my girlfriend if I fantasize about incestual, bestial-pedo lesbians.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> Your mom always told you not to look at porn. You never knew why, did you?
<apple juice is a verb> 
<yoyology> "Pardon me while I wipp this out."

Quick, name that quote....

<Jmofwiw> Blazing Saddles
<yoyology> Nicely done.

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