My un-insured credit union is held up by a member of the "Mad Cow" gang, wipping out my life savings.
Events from my Bad Day Part 2
My mom discovers my biology science project and mistakes the genetically modified parsely I grew for pot. She proceeds to smoke about half the plants before I can stop her.
I finally realize that I've become so jaded by obscure internet porn that I'm only able to have sex with my girlfriend if I fantasize about incestual, bestial-pedo lesbians.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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