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Most Emailed Photos - 02/08/2004 by apple juice is a verb
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I 've told you some stories,
but I won't tell a lie--- There's both good and bad to livin' life high.
What should be an everyday trip to the bank
becomes, when you're stoned, life in a fish tank.
When everyone's staring,
to function is hard;
a cow can't give milk
outside her barnyard.

I know it smells good,
and it's great for a smoke---
(here's a place to insert
a fab Cheech and Chong joke),
but it's better to keep all your smokin' at home,
lest you end up in trouble, in jail, or alone.

But even with others, there's risk to be had---
Just take it from me,
your own dear ol' Dad:
The biggest weed trouble
(my dear little pup),
is when you're all hot,
but can't get it up.
Sex isn't fun
when you're making her mad;
It's hard to be soft
and leave a girl glad.
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I'm not yet sure if I like it or not, but this qualifies as the most creative caption I've seen in a while......
<ajiav> the main reason i like this site is for the creative exercise...it's hard to come up with something everyday and not just fall into routine or derivative ideas...
<3Suns> Wow, a treatise on drug use. This might vindicate triptych captioning as an art form.
<Axolotl> All the other caption look kinda applejuiced compared to this!
<Lauren> I agree with you Axolotl. And ajiav, it isn't that difficult, as long as you make sure she knows it isn't her fault. EXCELLENT caption.

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