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Most Emailed Photos - 03/01/2004 by Stormi
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Damn it, I don't care if I look like a million bucks, these things chafe! Who's bright idea was it anyway to stub a bra with the hardest substance known to humankind?

...And why is my pussy fighting to get out of my condo? Did you twits forget to feed her again?

Huh, wh-what are you doing, n-no! That is not what I meant by feeding my- ew! Get me a towel you freak!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<Stormi> Tired from driving and not sorry.
<Mort> Oh my word! A sure winner for crass day. :)

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