With that thought all the Monkies' little Monkies spring into action...
Mort Hefner realises the paradise he has created has descended into a sexual cauldron of crass anarchy: "The MEPlayboy dream is over!" He declares, and frantically storms off into the night.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.