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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by WandaPanda
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When aroused, Mort prefers to find a quiet, secluded place where he can fulfill his yearnings on his own.

Yoyo can only become erect in situations where he is the center of everyone's attention.

guyPaulo will do 'it' with just about any pig, although afterwards he often shows signs of remorse.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<WandaPanda> Yes, guy, today you are pooh.
<guyPaulo> Damn! Hmmmm, my first thought is that its Lauren, but know I've changed my mind..... I'll have to guess Evlis. It definitely has to be only of the regular monkies.
<ElvisThePelvis> Lauren!
<yoyology> The scary part here is how well "Wanda" nailed my personality in Frame 2. I'm running out of regular monkies to guess, so I'll go with MLimburg.
<Lauren> Elvis, I think it's brilliant of you to throw out a red herring by guessing someone else wrote your captions. I never would have thought of doing that. So I am voting for YOU on this one.
<mypalmike> obtuse?
<Snowflake> mort! he is a cheater!
<ElvisThePelvis> Not me!

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