When aroused, Mort prefers to find a quiet, secluded place where he can fulfill his yearnings on his own.
Yoyo can only become erect in situations where he is the center of everyone's attention.
guyPaulo will do 'it' with just about any pig, although afterwards he often shows signs of remorse.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.