"Lets say that a wolverine ate him! It worked when we whacked that stole pidgeon Eyore."
"Forget about it. Wolverines haven't been seen in the 100 Acre Wood in years."
"A pack of wild dogs ripped him appart like a canolli!"
"That might work, but Tigre's fingerprints all all over the place...we'll have to clip him too....(bang!)"
Vinnie the Pooh and Nicki "Piglet" Scapeti thought hard. There was the chopped up body of Christopher Robbins in the oil drum to deal with, and now Tigre lay dead with 2 slugs behind the right ear. The circle was closing as more guys got clipped following the Lautanza Honey Heist. It was only a matter of time before they turned on each other....
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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