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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Giacomo Crawdaddy
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"Lets say that a wolverine ate him! It worked when we whacked that stole pidgeon Eyore."

"Forget about it. Wolverines haven't been seen in the 100 Acre Wood in years."


"A pack of wild dogs ripped him appart like a canolli!"

"That might work, but Tigre's fingerprints all all over the place...we'll have to clip him too....(bang!)"


Vinnie the Pooh and Nicki "Piglet" Scapeti thought hard. There was the chopped up body of Christopher Robbins in the oil drum to deal with, and now Tigre lay dead with 2 slugs behind the right ear. The circle was closing as more guys got clipped following the Lautanza Honey Heist. It was only a matter of time before they turned on each other....
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> I'm guessing Elvis on this one.
<Stormi> ::teasing grin:: didja mean 'stool' pidgeon?
<ElvisThePelvis> Me too...I guess Elvis.
<3Suns> Except it's guyPaulo.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is guyP...revealed his name is.
<Lauren> It's LONG....it's full of typos...it has to be guy. Except where's the part about the diarrhea?
<mypalmike> I'm guessing guyP. Wordy and funny.
<NOIP> I used to bitch about people's grammer before I got lazy myself and stopped spell-chequing.
<guyPaulo> I just want to point out that the bear's name is "Vinnie" not "Winnie." Its hard to see with the font here, but I'm kinda proud of that little tidbit.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is a classic.
<Roger Mexico> Hey, when my childhood "guardian," Rotundo Magnifico, would read me about Pooh at bedtime, all I did was pick my nose under the blankies and pretend to fall asleep. Ain't nostalgia wonderful? [SNORE!!!]

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