I once worked as a lifeguard. But I had to quit when I became stricken with pseudobreastaphobia.
I later enjoyed a short career as a fireman. I was never really good at telling when a fire was out, sometimes running the hose for days. Eventually they fired me.
And that's how I ended up an unemployed caption monkie. So what's your excuse?
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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