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Most Emailed Photos - 04/01/2004 by Kumiho
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When I heard about the nudist colony, I was under the impression that it was for humans.

Hmmm? What's that? An impressionist colony? How-

No, please don't tell me. And no, I do not need to know what special techniques are used to apply suntan lotion to a pig. ::shudder::
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<yoyology> I remember reading in one of those "Fascinating Facts" books I had as a kid that pigs are the only animals besides humans who can sunburn.
<mypalmike> 
<Carol> "Impressionist colony," haha!
<Qubert> Suntan lotion would make for a very greasy pig. Sound fun!

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