[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

This Caption is brought to you by Peeps™

Always in season ™ Marshmallow Peeps

A proud sponsor of the...

Bush Cheney '04 campaign.
"Our great challenge is to protect the American people. Our great opportunity is to advance the cause of justice and human dignity and freedom all across the world."

Trust the republican elephant and make the right choice like...

these two intelligent and responsible young people.

Vote Bush in Novemember 2004!
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 247 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:26Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:21Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:20Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:18Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:17Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:15Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:14Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:11Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:09Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker15:48:04Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:59Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:52Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:48Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:44Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:41Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:38Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:25Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:24Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:23Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:22Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:20Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:19Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:12Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:11Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker15:47:04Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:56Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:45Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:43Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:41Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:38Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:35Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:34Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:33Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:30Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:26Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:23Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:11Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:07Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:06Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker15:46:03Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:56Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:53Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:49Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:48Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:47Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:45Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:41Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:40Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:37Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:34Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:31Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:28Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:27Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:25Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:23Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:14Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:12Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:09Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:05Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker15:45:01Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:59Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:55Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:53Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:52Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:51Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:47Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:45Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:42Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:37Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:35Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:34Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:33Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:32Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:31Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:26Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:20Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:17Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:13Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:11Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:10Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:02Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker15:44:01Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:58Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:48Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:40Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:36Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:33Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:31Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:28Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:25Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:22Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:17Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:16Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:12Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:05Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker15:43:01Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:58Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:57Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:55Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:53Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:49Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:48Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:47Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:42Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:41Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:37Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:35Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:34Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:33Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:31Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:30Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:29Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:25Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:24Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:23Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:17Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:16Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:12Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:11Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:07Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:05Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:58Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:55Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:53Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:47Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:42Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:34Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:33Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:30Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:29Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:28Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:27Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:22Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:21Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:19Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:17Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:15Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:14Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:13Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:12Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:11Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:06Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:05Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:02Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:01Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:00Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:59Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:56Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:55Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:54Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:52Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:50Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:48Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:45Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:43Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:41Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:38Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:32Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:31Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:24Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:23Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:20Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:18Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:16Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:15Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:14Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:13Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:11Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:08Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:05Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:04Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:03Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:57Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:56Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:54Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:53Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:52Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:50Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:49Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:48Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:46Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:45Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:44Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:41Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:39Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:37Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:33Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:32Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:29Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:23Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:22Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:18Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:17Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:16Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:13Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:06Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:04Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:02Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:00Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:55Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:54Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:50Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:48Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:44Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:41Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:40Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:36Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:35Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:33Caption #6

Board [Post Message]

April Fools Day -- this is what the page looked like on the day.



I thought our beloved George Bush could use a hand to boast support for the upcoming election. I know that you too feel the same way. We should all be proud of the great comercial America he has built over the last four years, and the security everyone in the world now feels, thanks to the hard work of George Bush.

I thought the great words and messages from www.georgebush.com could speak a stronger message than I could, so I include them below.
There are 25 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey look! It's the drool safe GWB-Cheney bib!

...www.georgewbushstore.com...

<David Byrden> This is the big plan? You've put ADS on the site?
Sheesh! I thought you had a scheme to distil the captions into sitcom scripts...
<Mark> (cough) April the First (cough) (cough)
<Lauren> MOrt, this is awesome. I think with all these ads, you should be able to pay us well and we can all quit our jobs, move to California and share a beach house. Gotta go pack....
<guyPaulo> This site is MUCH better now.
<Lauren> By the way, very late last night, I was awakened from my drunk and drugged stupor by a loud knocking on my front door. I stuck my head out the window and saw four black clad men holding shackles and chains behind their back standing on my front stoop. I shouted down to ask them what they wanted and eight zombie eyes looked up at me. Although their lips never moved, I could just barely hear them chanting, "Mark sent us. Dave needs you."
<Kumiho> Mort, benevolent Gorilla of my Webiverse, I won't do politics, so I apologize in advance.
<Lauren> Well, I was very interested in the Vonage ad for broadband phone service, so I clicked on it. Unless you are 18 or over, please do not make the same mistake as I.
<Mort> Oops I mispelt Vonage.
<apple juice is a verb> this is so funny...
<Mort> Yeh, yeh. I sense your sarcasm, I'll turn it off soon.
<Lauren> You mean this was all a joke??!!11!! WTF!
<Jellyloo> I just won BIG on roulette! Thanks MORT! WOOOOHOOOO! I share my winnings with all of you!
<Mort> Yes my plan worked! Now if only we can get guyPaulo into some of those Tranquility Incontinence products!
<mypalmike> Great April 1st joke! I was fooled. Anyhow, I'm going to go check out that blowup doll now. L8R!
<JulieK> HAHA
<guyPaulo> I don't have incontinence, Mort. I crap my pants on purpose. It's warm and keeps the muggers away.
<apple juice is a verb> no sarcasm. i think it's very funny.
<jeffR> That Flat Screen TV is MINE
<Mort> Only if you are a smoker and at least 21.
<Mort> Ok I think it might be enough, who wants me to switch off the ads?
<yoyology> Mememememe!!!
<(Ralph ) Lauren (Polo)> I like them. I am trying for that $777 Welcome Bonus on Carnival Casino.
<David Byrden> 
DAVID BYRDEN

he's cool as fuck!

brought to you by www.byrden.com

<yoyology> Or at least, he's a "very accomplished training professional".
...www.byrden.com
La... your Byrden down!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post