[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

This Caption is brought to you by Peeps

Always in season ™ Marshmallow Peeps

A proud sponsor of the...

Bush Cheney '04 campaign.
"Our great challenge is to protect the American people. Our great opportunity is to advance the cause of justice and human dignity and freedom all across the world."

Trust the republican elephant and make the right choice like...

these two intelligent and responsible young people.

Vote Bush in Novemember 2004!
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 349 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:33Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:33Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:30Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:28Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:27Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:24Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:22Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:20Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:18Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:17Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:16Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:15Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:14Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:12Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:11Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:08Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:03Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker11:10:01Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:57Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:53Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:52Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:33Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:32Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:31Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:30Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:29Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:28Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:24Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:20Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:17Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:15Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:12Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:08Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:04Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:02Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:01Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker11:09:00Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:59Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:57Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:54Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:53Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:52Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:51Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:50Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:49Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:46Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:44Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:41Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:40Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:37Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:32Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:30Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:28Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:27Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:26Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:25Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:24Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:22Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:20Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:16Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:13Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:10Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:09Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:08Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:07Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:06Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:05Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:04Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:02Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker11:08:01Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:55Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:52Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:51Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:50Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:49Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:48Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:40Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:34Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:33Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:32Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:31Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:28Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:27Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:26Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:25Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:24Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:21Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:20Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:19Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:18Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:14Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:09Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:08Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:05Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:02Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:07:01Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:58Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:57Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:54Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:53Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:48Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:47Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:46Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:43Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:41Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:38Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:37Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:36Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:32Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:31Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:20Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:19Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:14Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:13Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:12Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:09Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:08Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:06:04Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:54Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:51Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:45Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:43Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:42Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:40Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:37Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:28Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:21Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:13Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:10Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:05:09Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:55Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:54Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:53Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:52Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:51Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:46Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:44Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:43Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:41Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:40Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:39Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:38Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:37Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:36Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:35Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:33Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:31Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:29Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:27Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:25Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:23Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:16Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:14Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:13Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:12Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:11Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:10Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:09Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:08Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:07Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:06Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker11:04:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:55Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:54Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:53Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:52Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:51Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:50Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:49Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:48Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:47Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:46Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:45Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:44Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:43Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:42Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:41Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:40Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:38Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:37Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:36Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:35Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:33Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:32Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:31Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:30Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:29Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:28Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:27Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:25Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:24Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:23Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:22Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:21Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:20Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:18Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:17Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:15Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:12Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:07Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:06Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:05Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:04Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:03Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:02Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker11:03:00Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:59Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:58Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:57Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:56Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:55Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:53Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:52Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:51Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:50Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:49Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:48Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:47Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:46Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:45Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:41Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:40Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:39Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:38Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:37Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:35Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:33Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:27Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:26Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:22Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:21Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:19Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:17Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:15Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:12Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:11Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:10Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:09Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:08Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:07Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:06Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:05Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:04Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:03Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:02Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:01Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker11:02:00Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:59Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:58Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:57Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:56Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:55Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:54Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:53Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:52Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:51Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:50Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:49Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:47Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:46Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:45Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:44Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:42Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:41Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:40Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:39Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:38Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:37Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:36Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:35Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:34Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:33Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:32Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:31Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:30Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:29Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:28Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:27Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:25Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:24Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:23Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:21Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:20Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:19Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:17Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:16Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:15Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:14Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:13Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:12Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:11Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:09Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:06Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:05Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:04Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:02Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:01Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:01:00Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:59Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:58Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:57Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:56Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:55Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:54Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:53Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:52Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:51Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:49Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:46Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:44Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:40Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker11:00:36Caption #446

Board [Post Message]

April Fools Day -- this is what the page looked like on the day.



I thought our beloved George Bush could use a hand to boast support for the upcoming election. I know that you too feel the same way. We should all be proud of the great comercial America he has built over the last four years, and the security everyone in the world now feels, thanks to the hard work of George Bush.

I thought the great words and messages from www.georgebush.com could speak a stronger message than I could, so I include them below.


There are 25 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey look! It's the drool safe GWB-Cheney bib!

...www.georgewbushstore.com...

<David Byrden> This is the big plan? You've put ADS on the site?
Sheesh! I thought you had a scheme to distil the captions into sitcom scripts...
<Mark> (cough) April the First (cough) (cough)
<Lauren> MOrt, this is awesome. I think with all these ads, you should be able to pay us well and we can all quit our jobs, move to California and share a beach house. Gotta go pack....
<guyPaulo> This site is MUCH better now.
<Lauren> By the way, very late last night, I was awakened from my drunk and drugged stupor by a loud knocking on my front door. I stuck my head out the window and saw four black clad men holding shackles and chains behind their back standing on my front stoop. I shouted down to ask them what they wanted and eight zombie eyes looked up at me. Although their lips never moved, I could just barely hear them chanting, "Mark sent us. Dave needs you."
<Kumiho> Mort, benevolent Gorilla of my Webiverse, I won't do politics, so I apologize in advance.
<Lauren> Well, I was very interested in the Vonage ad for broadband phone service, so I clicked on it. Unless you are 18 or over, please do not make the same mistake as I.
<Mort> Oops I mispelt Vonage.
<apple juice is a verb> this is so funny...
<Mort> Yeh, yeh. I sense your sarcasm, I'll turn it off soon.
<Lauren> You mean this was all a joke??!!11!! WTF!
<Jellyloo> I just won BIG on roulette! Thanks MORT! WOOOOHOOOO! I share my winnings with all of you!
<Mort> Yes my plan worked! Now if only we can get guyPaulo into some of those Tranquility Incontinence products!
<mypalmike> Great April 1st joke! I was fooled. Anyhow, I'm going to go check out that blowup doll now. L8R!
<JulieK> HAHA
<guyPaulo> I don't have incontinence, Mort. I crap my pants on purpose. It's warm and keeps the muggers away.
<apple juice is a verb> no sarcasm. i think it's very funny.
<jeffR> That Flat Screen TV is MINE
<Mort> Only if you are a smoker and at least 21.
<Mort> Ok I think it might be enough, who wants me to switch off the ads?
<yoyology> Mememememe!!!
<(Ralph ) Lauren (Polo)> I like them. I am trying for that $777 Welcome Bonus on Carnival Casino.
<David Byrden> 
DAVID BYRDEN

he's cool as fuck!

brought to you by www.byrden.com

<yoyology> Or at least, he's a "very accomplished training professional".
...www.byrden.com
La...
your Byrden down!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post