[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos BUSH CHENEY '04 DAY! - 03/31/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

This Caption is brought to you by Peeps™

Always in season ™ Marshmallow Peeps

A proud sponsor of the...

Bush Cheney '04 campaign.
"Our great challenge is to protect the American people. Our great opportunity is to advance the cause of justice and human dignity and freedom all across the world."

Trust the republican elephant and make the right choice like...

these two intelligent and responsible young people.

Vote Bush in Novemember 2004!
(AFP)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 251 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:44Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:43Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:39Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:35Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:34Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:30Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:25Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:21Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:18Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:17Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:14Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:11Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:06Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker16:58:02Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:59Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:52Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:51Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:49Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:48Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:44Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:43Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:41Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:40Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:39Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:31Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:30Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:27Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:23Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:21Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:20Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:16Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:13Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:12Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:10Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:06Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:04Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker16:57:01Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:59Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:55Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:51Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:50Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:43Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:42Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:40Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:38Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:36Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:34Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:33Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:28Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:26Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:24Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:23Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:22Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:20Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:19Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:18Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:17Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:16Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:15Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:14Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:13Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:12Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:11Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:10Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:09Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:08Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:07Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:06Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:05Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:04Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:02Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:01Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker16:56:00Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:58Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:57Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:55Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:52Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:49Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:46Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:45Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:44Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:43Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:39Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:37Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:36Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:35Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:32Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:27Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:25Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:20Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:18Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:12Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:11Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:09Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:08Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:02Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker16:55:00Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:56Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:55Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:54Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:53Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:52Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:50Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:49Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:45Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:44Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:39Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:37Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:35Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:33Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:31Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:30Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:29Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:26Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:22Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:20Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:19Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:17Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:13Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:12Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:10Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:08Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:05Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:04Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:03Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:02Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker16:54:01Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:59Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:58Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:57Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:56Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:55Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:53Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:52Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:51Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:49Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:48Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:47Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:46Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:44Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:43Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:42Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:40Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:39Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:38Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:36Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:34Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:32Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:30Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:27Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:24Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:23Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:20Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:18Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:17Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:13Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:09Caption #490
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:08Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker16:53:02Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:54Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:41Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:39Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:38Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:31Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:28Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:22Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:21Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:12Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:11Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker16:52:04Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:59Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:58Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:57Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:56Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:55Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:54Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:46Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:45Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:42Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:41Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:40Caption #939
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:37Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:32Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:29Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:28Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:22Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:15Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:07Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:06Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker16:51:00Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:59Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:54Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:51Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:50Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:48Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:47Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:40Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:37Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:31Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:30Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:29Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:28Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:26Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:22Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:18Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:16Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:05Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:04Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker16:50:01Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:57Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:56Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:55Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:54Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:53Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:50Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:49Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:48Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:47Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:45Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:37Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:13Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:12Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:11Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:10Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:06Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker16:49:01Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:57Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:55Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:54Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:51Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker16:48:45Caption #3

Board [Post Message]

April Fools Day -- this is what the page looked like on the day.



I thought our beloved George Bush could use a hand to boast support for the upcoming election. I know that you too feel the same way. We should all be proud of the great comercial America he has built over the last four years, and the security everyone in the world now feels, thanks to the hard work of George Bush.

I thought the great words and messages from www.georgebush.com could speak a stronger message than I could, so I include them below.
There are 25 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> Hey look! It's the drool safe GWB-Cheney bib!

...www.georgewbushstore.com...

<David Byrden> This is the big plan? You've put ADS on the site?
Sheesh! I thought you had a scheme to distil the captions into sitcom scripts...
<Mark> (cough) April the First (cough) (cough)
<Lauren> MOrt, this is awesome. I think with all these ads, you should be able to pay us well and we can all quit our jobs, move to California and share a beach house. Gotta go pack....
<guyPaulo> This site is MUCH better now.
<Lauren> By the way, very late last night, I was awakened from my drunk and drugged stupor by a loud knocking on my front door. I stuck my head out the window and saw four black clad men holding shackles and chains behind their back standing on my front stoop. I shouted down to ask them what they wanted and eight zombie eyes looked up at me. Although their lips never moved, I could just barely hear them chanting, "Mark sent us. Dave needs you."
<Kumiho> Mort, benevolent Gorilla of my Webiverse, I won't do politics, so I apologize in advance.
<Lauren> Well, I was very interested in the Vonage ad for broadband phone service, so I clicked on it. Unless you are 18 or over, please do not make the same mistake as I.
<Mort> Oops I mispelt Vonage.
<apple juice is a verb> this is so funny...
<Mort> Yeh, yeh. I sense your sarcasm, I'll turn it off soon.
<Lauren> You mean this was all a joke??!!11!! WTF!
<Jellyloo> I just won BIG on roulette! Thanks MORT! WOOOOHOOOO! I share my winnings with all of you!
<Mort> Yes my plan worked! Now if only we can get guyPaulo into some of those Tranquility Incontinence products!
<mypalmike> Great April 1st joke! I was fooled. Anyhow, I'm going to go check out that blowup doll now. L8R!
<JulieK> HAHA
<guyPaulo> I don't have incontinence, Mort. I crap my pants on purpose. It's warm and keeps the muggers away.
<apple juice is a verb> no sarcasm. i think it's very funny.
<jeffR> That Flat Screen TV is MINE
<Mort> Only if you are a smoker and at least 21.
<Mort> Ok I think it might be enough, who wants me to switch off the ads?
<yoyology> Mememememe!!!
<(Ralph ) Lauren (Polo)> I like them. I am trying for that $777 Welcome Bonus on Carnival Casino.
<David Byrden> 
DAVID BYRDEN

he's cool as fuck!

brought to you by www.byrden.com

<yoyology> Or at least, he's a "very accomplished training professional".
...www.byrden.com
La... your Byrden down!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post