It was the week of the unfunny MEP. Everyone stayed away. People tried uncomfortably to lighten the mood, but nobody responded to any of the quips.
Everything was eerily silent as I rode my bike on the few roads which were passable.
Then I ran into my pal, Mike, guiding his wife, Elvis, to one of many ransacked convenience stores in the area. So I looted grabbed a six of Keystone and decided to join them on their aimless quest.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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