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Most Emailed Photos - 07/19/2004 by superwoman biatch
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Sam the orangutan is so frustated with life..."I am so tired of just straight animal sex. Marge here just doesn't do it for me anymore!"

"However, I love me some freaky African tribal chicks. The longer the nails the better too; they can dick them fucking bot fly larva right out!"

"Oh yeah, I would definitely tap that!"
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ElvisThePelvis> I don't know whether to be horrified or amused...I'll go with amused.
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