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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Severian
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I've always tinkered
with electronics. Most recently I upgraded the artificial intelligence of
my Sony Aibo...
which bit me and reverted to living in the wild.

An earlier but cruder experiment was my two-player enhancement to Frogger. Granted, Player 2's controls only varied the amplitude and frequency of the humping.

But it all started in childhood when I changed the voltage for the game Operation.

Sorry about that, sis.

R.I.P.
(AFP)
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Board [Post Message]

This week's Lone wolf is:

Severian.



The fornicating frogs are: Luminaire, superwoman biatch and Morgus.


There are 29 messages for this day.
<Starbug> I wish I knew what was that third picture is. At least, I think I wish I knew.
<mypalmike> I think it's an operating room. ;)
<superwoman biatch> It is a picture of Morgus finally get the much anticipated sex change operation!!
<mypalmike> Come on, is it really so competitive on Wednesdays that people don't want to comment on each others' captions?!?
<Kumiho> I always try to respond.
<Kumiho> I too would like to know what sort of surgery that is.
<ajiav> I try to vote on every one on wednesdays (but rarely leave comments)
<mypalmike> I think the surgery photo was related to a story about a doctor who went insane during an operation and cut off the penis of the guy, then cut the penis into 3 pieces. Really.
<mypalmike> Ah yes... found it:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<superwoman biatch> Well that is just wrong and really fucking gross!
<shininglion> Dammit, you mean now I'm going to have to go to another third-world country to get my vasectomy?
<mypalmike> Romania has some of the most advanced medical facilities in the world:

...tpb.traderom.ro...

<ajiav> fit-o-therapy?
<Kumiho> Mort, who won?
<mypalmike> 5PM PST means "Prague Standard Time"
<Kumiho> Oh. Okay then.
<guyPaulo> 5PM PST:
Slippery Prime Minister Python Scotch Time.
<superwoman biatch> My latest caption (#19) captures my child-like impatience and excitement over the delayed announcing of the winner!
<Mort> Blah I kinda forgot because of a thing.
<guyPaulo> (with bad hairpiece and dramatic hand gesture)Mort, YOUR FIRED!
<Mort> Ok, you want to take over guy?
<Kumiho> well, in that case I declare everyone a winner!
<Kumiho> Yeah me I finally won one!
<Kumiho> Hee hee it's Mort! ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Dammit, I had to leave the house, ran out of athelete's foot lotion.

<David Byrden> This is crazy. How can I lose with 11 votes?
<Severian> Go Team Me!
The last caption got cropped, though, it's missing the apology to sis. Monkey shout! ...lava.nationalgeographic.com...
<Mort> Sorry Severian, I just noticed and fixed it.
<pussies> pussies


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