[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Severian
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I've always tinkered
with electronics. Most recently I upgraded the artificial intelligence of
my Sony Aibo...
which bit me and reverted to living in the wild.

An earlier but cruder experiment was my two-player enhancement to Frogger. Granted, Player 2's controls only varied the amplitude and frequency of the humping.

But it all started in childhood when I changed the voltage for the game Operation.

Sorry about that, sis.

R.I.P.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 226 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:43Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:41Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:35Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:31Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:30Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:17Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker20:07:13Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:41Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:39Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:36Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:34Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:26Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:25Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:24Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:23Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:22Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:21Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:20Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:19Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:18Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:17Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:15Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:14Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:13Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:12Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:11Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:10Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:09Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:08Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:07Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:06Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:05Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:04Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:03Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:02Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:01Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker20:06:00Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:59Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:58Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:57Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:56Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:54Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:53Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:52Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:51Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:50Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:49Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:48Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:47Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:46Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:45Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:44Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:43Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:41Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:40Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:38Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:37Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:36Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:32Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:31Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:28Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:25Caption #992
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:20Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:18Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:17Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:15Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:11Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:10Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:09Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:05Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:04Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:01Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker20:05:00Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:58Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:57Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:55Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:54Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:52Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:51Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:49Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:47Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:46Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:45Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:43Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:42Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:41Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:40Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:39Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:38Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:37Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:36Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:35Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:34Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:33Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:32Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:31Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:30Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:28Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:27Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:26Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:25Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:24Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:22Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:21Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:20Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:14Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:12Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker20:04:02Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:59Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:49Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:48Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:46Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:44Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:32Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:28Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:25Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:24Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:21Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:18Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:17Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:13Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:12Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:05Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker20:03:00Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:54Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:43Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:42Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:40Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:39Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:38Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:37Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:23Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:22Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:20Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:12Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:03Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker20:02:02Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:57Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:48Caption #955
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:47Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:38Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:35Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:34Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:33Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:30Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:28Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:27Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:15Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:05Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:03Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker20:01:00Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:59Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:58Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:56Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:52Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:50Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:47Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:37Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:36Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:32Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:31Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:30Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:23Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:22Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:21Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:16Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:15Caption #-37
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:11Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker20:00:09Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:59Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:58Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:57Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:55Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:54Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:53Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:50Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:48Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:46Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:44Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:41Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:37Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:36Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:23Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:22Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:21Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:07Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:02Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker19:59:00Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:59Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:58Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:57Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:45Caption #1241786406325
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:37Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:36Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:34Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:33Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:32Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:21Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:19Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:18Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:12Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:11Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:10Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker19:58:04Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:58Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:49Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:47Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker19:57:46Caption #390

Board [Post Message]

This week's Lone wolf is:

Severian.



The fornicating frogs are: Luminaire, superwoman biatch and Morgus.

There are 29 messages for this day.
<Starbug> I wish I knew what was that third picture is. At least, I think I wish I knew.
<mypalmike> I think it's an operating room. ;)
<superwoman biatch> It is a picture of Morgus finally get the much anticipated sex change operation!!
<mypalmike> Come on, is it really so competitive on Wednesdays that people don't want to comment on each others' captions?!?
<Kumiho> I always try to respond.
<Kumiho> I too would like to know what sort of surgery that is.
<ajiav> I try to vote on every one on wednesdays (but rarely leave comments)
<mypalmike> I think the surgery photo was related to a story about a doctor who went insane during an operation and cut off the penis of the guy, then cut the penis into 3 pieces. Really.
<mypalmike> Ah yes... found it:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<superwoman biatch> Well that is just wrong and really fucking gross!
<shininglion> Dammit, you mean now I'm going to have to go to another third-world country to get my vasectomy?
<mypalmike> Romania has some of the most advanced medical facilities in the world:

...tpb.traderom.ro...

<ajiav> fit-o-therapy?
<Kumiho> Mort, who won?
<mypalmike> 5PM PST means "Prague Standard Time"
<Kumiho> Oh. Okay then.
<guyPaulo> 5PM PST:
Slippery Prime Minister Python Scotch Time.
<superwoman biatch> My latest caption (#19) captures my child-like impatience and excitement over the delayed announcing of the winner!
<Mort> Blah I kinda forgot because of a thing.
<guyPaulo> (with bad hairpiece and dramatic hand gesture)Mort, YOUR FIRED!
<Mort> Ok, you want to take over guy?
<Kumiho> well, in that case I declare everyone a winner!
<Kumiho> Yeah me I finally won one!
<Kumiho> Hee hee it's Mort! ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Dammit, I had to leave the house, ran out of athelete's foot lotion.

<David Byrden> This is crazy. How can I lose with 11 votes?
<Severian> Go Team Me!
The last caption got cropped, though, it's missing the apology to sis. Monkey shout! ...lava.nationalgeographic.com...
<Mort> Sorry Severian, I just noticed and fixed it.
<pussies> pussies


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post