[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Severian
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I've always tinkered
with electronics. Most recently I upgraded the artificial intelligence of
my Sony Aibo...
which bit me and reverted to living in the wild.

An earlier but cruder experiment was my two-player enhancement to Frogger. Granted, Player 2's controls only varied the amplitude and frequency of the humping.

But it all started in childhood when I changed the voltage for the game Operation.

Sorry about that, sis.

R.I.P.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 135 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:14Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:13Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:12Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:11Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:10Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:09Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:08Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:07Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:06Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:05Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:04Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:03Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:02Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:01Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker00:23:00Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:59Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:57Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:56Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:55Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:54Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:53Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:52Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:51Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:50Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:49Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:48Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:47Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:46Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:45Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:44Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:43Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:42Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:41Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:40Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:39Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:38Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:37Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:36Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:35Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:34Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:33Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:32Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:31Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:30Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:29Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:28Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:27Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:26Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:25Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:24Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:23Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:22Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:21Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:19Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:18Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:17Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:16Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:15Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:14Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:13Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:12Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:11Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:10Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:09Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:08Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:07Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:06Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:05Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:04Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:03Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:02Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:01Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker00:22:00Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:59Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:58Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:57Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:56Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:55Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:54Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:53Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:52Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:51Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:50Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:49Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:48Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:47Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:46Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:45Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:44Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:43Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:42Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:41Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:40Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:39Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:38Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:36Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:35Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:34Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:33Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:32Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:31Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:30Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:29Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:28Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:27Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:26Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:25Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:24Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:23Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:22Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:21Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:20Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:19Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:18Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:17Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:16Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:15Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:14Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:13Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:12Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:11Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:10Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:09Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:08Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:07Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:06Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:05Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:04Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:03Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker00:21:01Caption #642

Board [Post Message]

This week's Lone wolf is:

Severian.



The fornicating frogs are: Luminaire, superwoman biatch and Morgus.

There are 29 messages for this day.
<Starbug> I wish I knew what was that third picture is. At least, I think I wish I knew.
<mypalmike> I think it's an operating room. ;)
<superwoman biatch> It is a picture of Morgus finally get the much anticipated sex change operation!!
<mypalmike> Come on, is it really so competitive on Wednesdays that people don't want to comment on each others' captions?!?
<Kumiho> I always try to respond.
<Kumiho> I too would like to know what sort of surgery that is.
<ajiav> I try to vote on every one on wednesdays (but rarely leave comments)
<mypalmike> I think the surgery photo was related to a story about a doctor who went insane during an operation and cut off the penis of the guy, then cut the penis into 3 pieces. Really.
<mypalmike> Ah yes... found it:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

<superwoman biatch> Well that is just wrong and really fucking gross!
<shininglion> Dammit, you mean now I'm going to have to go to another third-world country to get my vasectomy?
<mypalmike> Romania has some of the most advanced medical facilities in the world:

...tpb.traderom.ro...

<ajiav> fit-o-therapy?
<Kumiho> Mort, who won?
<mypalmike> 5PM PST means "Prague Standard Time"
<Kumiho> Oh. Okay then.
<guyPaulo> 5PM PST:
Slippery Prime Minister Python Scotch Time.
<superwoman biatch> My latest caption (#19) captures my child-like impatience and excitement over the delayed announcing of the winner!
<Mort> Blah I kinda forgot because of a thing.
<guyPaulo> (with bad hairpiece and dramatic hand gesture)Mort, YOUR FIRED!
<Mort> Ok, you want to take over guy?
<Kumiho> well, in that case I declare everyone a winner!
<Kumiho> Yeah me I finally won one!
<Kumiho> Hee hee it's Mort! ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Mort> Dammit, I had to leave the house, ran out of athelete's foot lotion.

<David Byrden> This is crazy. How can I lose with 11 votes?
<Severian> Go Team Me!
The last caption got cropped, though, it's missing the apology to sis. Monkey shout! ...lava.nationalgeographic.com...
<Mort> Sorry Severian, I just noticed and fixed it.
<pussies> pussies


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post