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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 07/20/2004 by Luminaire
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Why did the wolf cross the road?

To get to the other side.


Why did the frog cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.


Why did the swan cross the road?

To receive a total body makeover and get the chance to participate in the most unusual extreme pageant ever on reality TV!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 4 comments for this caption.

<Luminaire> I'm probably the only one who watched that show. And I only watched ten minutes of it.
<mypalmike> I loved when they'd go up to the mirror at the end and cry "I'm soooo beautiful!" The funny thing was, the facial surgery made most of them look like transvestites.
<Kumiho> ::snicker::
<ajiav> 

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