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Most Emailed Photos - 01/20/2005 by Mort
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Lame Baby

Lame Panda

Lame Duck


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> If only he actually were a lame duck...
<What?> Communists
<David Byrden> Oh, I remember those horrible old Communists... they were always invading countries under false pretences.
<What?> Reread your your history David, Communism is a state where the government owns everything and redistrutes wealth against the peoples will. Oh yea, thats the Democratic platform too.
<David Byrden> None of your business.
People have a right to run their own countries with whatever screwy system they like.
But NOT to invade OTHER ones for a LIE.
<David Byrden> None of your business.
People have a right to run their own countries with whatever screwy system they like.
But NOT to invade OTHER ones for a LIE.
<What?>  Please back up your statement with some facts. Our President has not lied to us about the reasons to invade Iraq. If you can post a non biased link that will prove he lied I will concede. Tha FACT is that we invaded based on know information at the time. None of which (nor did our President say) was because Saddam had WMDs. Please try and get your information at places other than TV news and LW newspapers. Unfortunately,peace has never been won anywhere but the battlefield, but if the Iraqi people can build thier own strong democracy it wil be the most effective move towards peace the region can have. LOVE,PEACE,and GOD BLESS YOU
<David Byrden> What do you mean, your president? I was complaining about BREZHNEV.

Please don't make assumptions about what I read.

And as for the "god bless you", please clarify which god you mean. There are many.

<What?> What ever god you want. I see you must be refering to Russias invasion of Afganistan. I am sorry for the mix up but you see, your comments were made under a picture of President Bush. The assumption about what you read is because the statement about invading a country for a lie is almost an exact quote made by people who would want to discredit the current administration. Sorry about that too. Since we are setting the record straight,I never wrote that he was my president but a collective president of the people of the greatest nation on earth.
<David Byrden> Well, I suppose the word 'greatest' can mean anything you like. But I'm curious about your standards on healthcare costs, poverty, governments spying on their citizens, and obesity.

As for discrediting Mr. Bush, just answer me this: Did Dubya have a hidden radio in the back of his shirt, feeding him lines, when he debated Kerry?

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