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Most Emailed Photos - 01/19/2005 by Mort
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Republican's seem to want us to think that we can get pregnant by just using the toilet after someone.

This upstanding republican tried to explain to congress how the "suprise finger" technique spreads herpes.

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton is still using Democratic funds to pay for his condom stash.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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Lovely conservatives,
please explain,
catching aids through tears,
like you so claim.


There are 5 messages for this day.
<shininglion> God, Condy is one sexy, sexy woman...
<David Byrden> We're supposed to improve on this???
<Kumiho> Wish I could.
<What?> Very good
<ssiegel> you know, of course, that condi is saying 'it's only this big'

which could be why she always looks so pissed off.


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