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Most Emailed Photos - 04/19/2006 by guyPaulo
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Believe it or not, I used to be soooo incredibly fat. Here's a photo of me boarding the rear of the plane on my trip to Hawai.

Seriously, my left ass-check alone was, like, THIS wide.

But I finally found a diet plan that works! The Gumby System!


Yes, it's amazing how many calories you'll burn rowing a lead canoe while wearing fake breasts with big red nipples and being anally violated by a giant inflatable Gumby the entire time!

ROWS BITCHES!

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<3Suns> Amazing indeed.
<Kumiho> 
<Lauren> Quintessential 'guyPaulo.'
<mypalmike> Beware of those fad diets.

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