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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 09/07/2005 by Kumiho
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"'Ere we 'ave a beeyutiful specimen of sea kitty."

"Normally found in the salty bayous of the Gulf States recent flooding has led to inland invasions of these 'abitually shy critters,"

"where they 'ave been getting caught in the strangest of places, such as this S&M store. If you find a sea kitty don't touch it, one has no idea what sort of toxic water it's been swimming around in."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<JP> crikey!
<Lauren> Sea Kitties can be real pests.
<01001010> I hate it when those sea kittys clog up my s&m store.
<mypalmike> Sea Kitty is my favorite comic book hero.

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