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Most Emailed Photos - 06/13/2004 by Mort
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Now all I have left to do is teach this to mow the lawn.

Then rid us of that pesky monthly issue.

At that point we can safely take all the male ones to puppy lake.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 8 messages for this day.
<apple juice is a verb> Lines like that are why you should not avoid ranting, Mort.
<guyPaulo> I concur. There's nothing like a good rant to start the week.
<Mort> And thats nothing like a good rant?
<guyPaulo> Here's a request Mort: When you are on an alternative caption and you pull down the little menu, the original caption doesn't have the number of comments beside it like the alt-captions do. Can you put the number of general comments on the board next to the word "Original" in the menu?
<mypalmike> And while you're at it, make all the text in the history section blink.
<Mort> How about I make font colour of all of Mike's captions white?
<guyPaulo> You know, the CUSTOMER is supposed to always be right when I go to McDonalds. And I usually don't get sarcastic comments when I order the fillet of fish sandwich.
<mypalmike> But the non-paying LOAFER is never right.


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