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Most Emailed Photos - 06/10/2004 by Mort
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Don't leave me!

No, please don't leave!

Mr. Bush please leave!
(AP)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Clever theme.
<Mort> I guess no one is doing anything interesting these days.
<David Byrden> When Satan assumes human form, you shall know him by his limp.
<mypalmike> Interesting? Why, I'm living in a crappy extended stay hotel looking for a job, in the bland suburbs of a cultural void, where jobs in my industry don't exist. It's fascinating!
<Mort> Uh why???
<ajiav> what is your industry, if you don't mind my asking?
<guyPaulo> I'm still wondering what kinds of drugs that kid was on to jump on the back of that boar.
<mypalmike> I'm a game programmer. I figured I could afford to buy a house here - there was no way I could afford one in the SF bay area. But you need a job to get a mortgage... So I'm looking for a job. And there's really not much of anything here that relates closely to my skills. Not that I couldn't write EJB, but I haven't in the past...
<mypalmike> I would guess methamphetamine.
<ajiav> I do not know where game programmers are supposed to go, I am sorry.
<David Byrden> Ooooh, game programming! I did that in 1984. And then in 1985 the market collapsed and the company folded.
<mypalmike> Ouch. Bad timing for sure.
<Mort> I worked at 3DO for a couple of years in Redwood City. Not programming games though.
<mypalmike> They closed their doors about a year or so ago...
<mypalmike> I think I want to get into PC/network administration. At least that way, you aren't trapped in a cubicle every day. What did you do at 3DO, by the way?
<Mort> Web stuff, online billing for their online game stuff, getting paid more than game programmers and working less stuff.
<obtuse> You get to be trapped in other people's cubes all day, on page all the time, underappreciated when things work, and the one to blame when they don't.
<obtuse> And if you can program, you're probably both overqualified and undertrained for sysadmin stuff.
<mypalmike> But at least I'd get to strecth my legs...
<mypalmike> (I like that... Overqualified and undertrained...)
<Kumiho> I think I know what guyP's true idenity is.
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