If you stare too hard at her flowers and you're bound to meet her thorns.
If you give any of these guys the wrong look, and you'll get cut, shot or bombed.
NOW, I'M GIVING YOU FAIR WARNING:
YOU WILL BE GOOSED WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY FACE!
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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