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Most Emailed Photos - 05/26/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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Oh if I were a girl, I would paint my titties and dance about the forest!

But I am actually one of those guys you see on the wall at the post office.

Hence, I am now a master of disguise!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> So, have they caught you for the other tittie paintings?
<ElvisThePelvis> That is why I am:

"America's Most Wanted(r)"

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