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Before I was married I loved to "chase the cat".

When I got married I thought I would have endless nights of hot-dog eating from my wife.

Now I know that I simply had to give up the "dog in me" so she could carry it around in her purse.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<mypalmike> The master of innuendo.
<ElvisThePelvis> "Why must I be like that, Why must I chase the cat"

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