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Most Emailed Photos - 07/05/2004 by Mort
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Do you mind if I sit here? Wow this image window is so nice and comfy.

Hey George, that John Kerry in the next image is looking at my butt!

No sir, you can remove that gun from my head, I wasn't looking at her butt...

I was just hunting some Republican Bull.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 6 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Ahhhh, the return to the office after a long weekend. How exciting.
<Kumiho> Lucky you. I need a job.
<guyPaulo> You should create a website which allows users to write witty captions for a few random photos. Then, add a bunch of pornographic content and charge for entrance.
<Mort> Maybe just erotic captions to random pornographic images.
<guyPaulo> "Maybe just erotic captions to random pornographic images"

Don't we already do that here?

<Mort> Hmm, not sure about you, but I don't personally find John Kerry and guns pornographic.


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