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My wife was pretty adamant in her refusal to experiment with anal sex.

I tried some non-tradtional approaches like threatening her family with guns.

Still she refused.

I am afraid that I will have to suprise her one night and charge on in like a bull.

That ought to be good for our marriage.



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<guyPaulo> HAHA!
<David Byrden> HA HA HA
<mypalmike> I think she's made it pretty clear...
<sexy> mmmmmmmmm............. sexy.......
<jesse bloomer> i think your sexy can i fuck you ill pay all the money in the world
<luke> dude, your fucking retarded. if she dosent want it up the ass then it means NO ANAL!! if a girl says no and you do it anyway, theres a name for that its called "rape". ever heard of it?? you can go to jail for it. plus it hurts some women. how would you like it to have something shoved up your ass?? huh?? think about that...
<SMASH> Kiram To Kone salman....:d

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