The forest animals started staring at me, unafraid, but somehow menacing.
Cities around the nation began reporting isolated amphibian showers.
Then my unborn child gave me the finger when we went in for the ultrasound.
Maybe naming him Damien wasn't the best idea...
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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