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Most Emailed Photos - 12/17/2003 by Lauren
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Genetic experiments can result in horrendous anomolies such as this English Bulldog with a an extra head post-sternally.

A black bear mated with a saddle shoe spawned this hideously deformed loafer.

We aren't sure how this happened, but we know Elton John's sperm was involved.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<3Suns> haha, great 2nd caption.
<Natalie> got a kick out of this one
<yoyology> This is good stuff.
<ElvisThePelvis> I like the word post-sternally

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