[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 376 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:09Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:08Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:07Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:04Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:03Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:02Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:51:01Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:58Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:57Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:56Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:55Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:54Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:53Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:50Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:48Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:46Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:45Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:43Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:42Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:41Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:40Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:39Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:37Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:35Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:34Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:31Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:30Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:29Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:28Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:27Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:26Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:25Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:24Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:23Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:22Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:19Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:18Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:16Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:15Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:14Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:12Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:09Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:08Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker23:50:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:59Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:58Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:54Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:53Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:52Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:51Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:49Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:47Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:46Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:45Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:44Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:43Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:42Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:41Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:37Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:36Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:34Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:32Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:29Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:27Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:24Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:23Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:21Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:20Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:19Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:16Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:14Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:12Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:10Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:09Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:08Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:06Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:05Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:04Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:03Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:02Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:01Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker23:49:00Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:59Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:56Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:53Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:52Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:51Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:47Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:42Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:40Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:39Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:35Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:34Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:33Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:30Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:29Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:26Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:22Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:21Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:19Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:18Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:17Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:16Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:14Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:12Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:08Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:06Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker23:48:04Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:59Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:58Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:56Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:55Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:54Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:53Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:52Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:51Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:48Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:47Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:46Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:42Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:41Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:39Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:38Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:37Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:33Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:30Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:29Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:28Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:25Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:23Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:22Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:21Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:20Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:19Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:18Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:17Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:16Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:15Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:12Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:10Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:07Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:06Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:05Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:03Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker23:47:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:57Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:56Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:54Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:52Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:51Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:46Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:44Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:43Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:41Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:40Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:39Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:37Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:36Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:34Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:31Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:30Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:28Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:26Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:25Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:22Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:21Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:20Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:19Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:16Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:15Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:14Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:11Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:10Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:09Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:08Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:07Caption #865
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker23:46:04Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:59Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:58Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:56Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:53Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:52Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:49Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:48Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:47Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:46Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:45Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:43Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:40Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:38Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:37Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:35Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:34Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:33Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:32Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:29Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:28Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:27Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:23Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:22Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:20Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:19Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:18Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:17Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:14Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:13Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:12Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:11Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:10Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:09Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:08Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:07Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:06Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:05Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:03Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:02Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:45:01Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:59Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:58Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:57Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:56Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:53Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:51Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:50Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:49Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:48Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:45Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:43Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:40Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:39Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:38Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:34Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:33Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:32Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:31Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:30Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:28Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:27Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:26Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:25Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:24Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:22Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:21Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:19Caption #929
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:16Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:15Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:14Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:13Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:12Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:11Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:10Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:09Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:06Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:05Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:04Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:03Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker23:44:00Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:59Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:58Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:57Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:56Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:54Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:52Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:51Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:48Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:47Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:45Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:42Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:40Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:34Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:33Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:32Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:31Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:30Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:27Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:26Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:25Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:23Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:22Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:20Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:18Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:14Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:13Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:12Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:11Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:10Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:08Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker23:43:00Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:59Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:57Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:56Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:54Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:53Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:50Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:47Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:46Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:45Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:44Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:43Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:42Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:41Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:40Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:39Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:35Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:30Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:27Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:22Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:20Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:19Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:18Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:17Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:16Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:15Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:14Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:10Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:08Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:06Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:05Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:03Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:02Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker23:42:01Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:58Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:57Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:56Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:55Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:54Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:52Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:49Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:46Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:45Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:44Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:43Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:41Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:38Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:37Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:36Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:35Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:34Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:32Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:31Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:29Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:26Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:25Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:22Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:21Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:20Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:19Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:18Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:15Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:14Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker23:41:13Caption #656

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post