[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 12/16/2003 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

You know something, people? I may be evil...

...and I may have tortured people in strange and unusual ways...

..but at least I had self-respect.
(AFP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 379 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:07Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:06Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:02Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker02:07:00Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:59Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:57Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:56Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:54Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:52Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:51Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:49Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:47Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:46Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:44Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:43Caption #741
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:42Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:41Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:40Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:38Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:35Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:34Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:33Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:31Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:28Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:27Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:26Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:25Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:23Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:21Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:18Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:13Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:12Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:10Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:09Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:06Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:04Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:01Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker02:06:00Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:58Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:55Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:54Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:53Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:50Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:47Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:46Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:45Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:44Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:43Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:42Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:38Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:37Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:32Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:31Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:30Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:29Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:28Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:24Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:23Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:22Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:21Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:19Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:18Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:14Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:13Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:10Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:08Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:07Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:06Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:05Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:04Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:03Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:01Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:05:00Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:58Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:56Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:55Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:54Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:52Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:51Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:49Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:47Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:46Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:45Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:44Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:42Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:41Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:40Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:39Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:37Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:36Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:35Caption #-22
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:34Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:33Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:31Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:30Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:25Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:23Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:22Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:21Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:18Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:17Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:16Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:15Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:14Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:12Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:10Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:09Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:08Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:07Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:06Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:04Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:03Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:02Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:01Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker02:04:00Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:53Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:48Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:47Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:46Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:45Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:39Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:37Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:35Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:34Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:32Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:28Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:26Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:25Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:24Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:23Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:21Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:20Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:18Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:16Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:15Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:13Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:10Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:05Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:01Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker02:03:00Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:56Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:55Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:54Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:53Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:52Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:51Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:50Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:47Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:46Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:45Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:44Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:43Caption #983
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:36Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:33Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:32Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:31Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:30Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:29Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:28Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:27Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:26Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:25Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:24Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:23Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:16Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:13Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:08Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:07Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:06Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:05Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:03Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:02Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:01Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker02:02:00Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:59Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:58Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:57Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:56Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:55Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:53Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:51Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:50Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:48Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:47Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:45Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:43Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:42Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:41Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:40Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:39Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:38Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:37Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:36Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:35Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:33Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:32Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:31Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:30Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:29Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:28Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:27Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:26Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:25Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:23Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:21Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:20Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:19Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:18Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:17Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:16Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:12Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:09Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:07Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:06Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker02:01:00Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:59Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:57Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:56Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:54Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:53Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:51Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:50Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:49Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:47Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:46Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:45Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:44Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:43Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:42Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:41Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:40Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:39Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:38Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:37Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:36Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:35Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:34Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:33Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:32Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:29Caption #-68
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:27Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:24Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:23Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:20Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:19Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:18Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:17Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:16Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:15Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:11Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:08Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:06Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:04Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker02:00:00Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:58Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:56Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:55Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:53Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:52Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:51Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:49Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:47Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:45Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:43Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:37Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:36Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:35Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:32Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:30Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:29Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:26Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:24Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:22Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:21Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:20Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:18Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:16Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:14Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:13Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:12Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:07Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:04Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker01:59:00Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:55Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:53Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:51Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:48Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:46Caption #899
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:45Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:43Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:41Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:39Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:37Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:35Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:33Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:31Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:30Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:29Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:22Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:21Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:19Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:18Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:14Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:13Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:12Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:11Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:10Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:09Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:08Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:05Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:58:02Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:58Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:56Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:54Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:53Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:52Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:49Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:48Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:47Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:46Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:45Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:44Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:42Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:41Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:38Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:37Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:36Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:35Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:33Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:32Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:31Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:30Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:29Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:28Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:26Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:24Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:23Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:22Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:21Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:19Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:18Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:17Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:13Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:12Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker01:57:10Caption #599

Board [Post Message]

This week's winner is:

apple juice is a verb



It was a very close competition with at least 5 top draw captions.

Undishonourable mentions go to: Obtuse, Cal and 3Suns.


There are 28 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I thought we'd see the photo of the Tawanese chef preparing the dog carcass today. Yes, I'm being serious.
<Lauren> Damn you guyPaulo, you made me look.... now I'm all vaclempt.
<guyPaulo> Talk amongst yourself(s). I'll give you a "tuopic." The tuopic is "Dog: Mans best friend? Not in Tawain." DISCUSS!
<Lauren> Speaking of dogs.... the deer on the subway platform looks a lot like my mutant white shepherd.
<Jmofwiw> These photos are so funny they don't even need captions to make me laugh.
<yoyology> Man, that weightlifter with the dislocated elbow sure has some staying power!
<Mort> Our bad neighbour just moved out, so we went and took some photos:

...www.mostemailed.com...

<Lauren> I don't believe I've ever seen anything quite like that before. I would call the EPA and have that brown stuff tested. But best of all was your comment that the kitchen wasn't so bad...
<GclefNatalie> We've had neighbors like that before, too. One left behind a nasty litter box,tons of fleas, and gnats flying around empty liquor bottles!
<GclefNatalie> Oh, and his fridge was clean like it was never used.
<3Suns> That is just vile. I've never heard of a smell so bad it leaked through the electrical wires.
<guyPaulo> Where's elvis today?
<Lauren> psssst.... 3Suns: The smell couldn't have been that bad. Mort and Mrs. Mort must have covered their electrical outlets and the holes in their medicine cabinets to keep the alien government agents from gassing them in their sleep. Just like my paranoid schizophrenic neighbor did.
<yoyology> They have very fetching tinfoil hats. They match and everything.
<Carol> This calls for one of those companies that specialize in cleaning up nasty crime scenes. (Who knows, it might actually be one.)
<Mort> This is how I always use the computer:
...mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Mort, I hate to tell you this, but you should always wear shades to protect the eyes when using your computer because everyone knows that's how bad images infect your soul.
<mypalmike> I guess the popsicle stick is to prevent you from hurting yourself in case you suddenly have an epileptic seizure.
<yoyology> Popsicle stick? That's his hideously deformed tongue.
<mypalmike> Oh the humanity!
<Mort> My word! That is the last time I do show and tell with you lot! The popsicle stick is actually incase of the random seizures I get, also I wear welding googles to surf the net.
Tomorrows update might be late again, I am going to see Return of the King in a little bit. I am pretty sure that when I get back home I still won't have any internet access...
<yoyology> If I'd only made my acronyms clearer, I coulda been a contenda.
<guyPaulo> Damn it! I thought my second caption was probably the funniest I have ever written, and I get just one comment! I guess you can never judge your own work impartially.
<GclefNatalie> Congratulations to this week's winner!
<apple juice is a verb> My first win...I didn't expect this in light of the fact that I was being mean.
<Lauren> Most of the best humor has an edge to it, apple juice. And it was hard not to be mean to the fat little hobbitses.
<apple juice is a verb> Having seen the strong negative reactions I got, I feel the need to apologize to those of you who feel that pseudo-hobbits are not sillier than deposed dictators. I am sorry. I promise to take you out to dinner (a nice restaurant, not your preferred McDonald's) and later give your hairy feet a good rub-down by the fireside. My wicked tongue will make amends, though not a word is spoken.
<yoyology> So, am I understanding that you'll be using your wicked tongue on our hairy feet? There are websites for that kind of thing, you know.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post