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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by JP
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This blonde won the contest because her special talent was the limbo.

This blonde won her contest by specializing in the reverse limbo--over the pole instead of under.

And this blonde just ruled a lot of contests for a while, then sat on the first pole she could find, and called it a day.


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<JP> Dear Sirs/Madams/Pimps,

Upon submission of these alternate captions, I had meant to add these words at the end:

"...however, she didn't really have any special talents."

Please judge as you wish.


<Ashberg> Blondes huh?...
<ajiav> It works well as it is
<Lauren> I like the "Goldilocks" angle.

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