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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/08/2005 by Ashberg
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It looks like she won a competition based on looks and saying the right things to impress the judges.

It looks like she's about to win a competition based on athletic ability and possibly kung-fu (look at those hands mid-chop).

It looks like she's never going to win anything...

...apart from a court case that will render the father of her unborn child bankrupt.



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<JP> ding!
<mypalmike> How the mighty have fallen.
<Lauren> It's so true it's not even sad.

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