[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 225 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:38Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:36Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:34Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:32Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:27Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:16Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:14Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:06Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:05Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:59Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:58Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:57Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:56Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:50Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:48Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:47Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:45Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:43Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:38Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:30Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:29Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:28Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:16Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:12Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:06Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:05Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:04Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:03Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:02Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:52Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:44Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:43Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:40Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:39Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:34Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:30Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:29Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:20Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:12Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:11Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:10Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:05Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:03Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:55Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:54Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:52Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:51Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:46Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:42Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:40Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:37Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:25Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:24Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:22Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:19Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:17Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:14Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:08Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:07Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:54Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:53Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:52Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:46Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:44Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:43Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:38Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:36Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:35Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:34Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:32Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:26Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:23Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:20Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:18Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:15Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:14Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:07Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:06Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:58Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:52Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:51Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:49Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:47Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:46Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:38Caption #918
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:34Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:29Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:24Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:23Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:19Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:16Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:13Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:06Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:05Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:01Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:57Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:53Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:52Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:51Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:48Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:45Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:41Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:39Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:37Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:36Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:33Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:32Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:31Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:30Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:28Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:27Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:26Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:24Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:23Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:22Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:21Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:20Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:19Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:18Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:16Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:15Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:13Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:11Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:10Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:04Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:03Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:59Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:55Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:51Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:47Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:46Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:42Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:41Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:38Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:35Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:32Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:31Caption #783
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:28Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:27Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:23Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:14Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:13Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:12Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:11Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:08Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:03Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:02Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:59Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:56Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:54Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:51Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:49Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:48Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:44Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:43Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:41Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:38Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:20Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:16Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:15Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:10Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:08Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:06Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:05Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:04Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:02Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker09:40:00Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:55Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:53Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:52Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:51Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:47Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:46Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:41Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:39Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:36Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:31Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:30Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:26Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:23Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:21Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:16Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:15Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:12Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:10Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:09Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:07Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:06Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:05Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:04Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:02Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:01Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker09:39:00Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:59Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:58Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:57Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:56Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:55Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:54Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:52Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:51Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:50Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:49Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:46Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:45Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:44Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:42Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:40Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:38:39Caption #86

Board [Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.
<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!
<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.
<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.
<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake
<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post