[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.
(AP)
(AP)
(AFP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 197 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:28Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:27Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:25Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:24Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:23Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:14Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:12Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:10Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker19:20:01Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:59Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:56Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:44Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:42Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:35Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:34Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:33Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:26Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:19Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:17Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:15Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:14Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:13Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:09Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:07Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:02Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:01Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:19:00Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:55Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:53Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:50Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:45Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:41Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:37Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:36Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:34Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:33Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:31Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:25Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:23Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:22Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:21Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker19:18:10Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:58Caption #-29
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:57Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:52Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:49Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:48Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:42Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:39Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:38Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:37Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:36Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:35Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:32Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:27Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:21Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:17Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:16Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:14Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:13Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:08Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker19:17:01Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:59Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:52Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:51Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:50Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:49Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:47Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:42Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:40Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:35Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:24Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:22Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:21Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:14Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:10Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:07Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:06Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker19:16:05Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:59Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:54Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:49Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:48Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:44Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:43Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:39Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:37Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:35Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:34Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:32Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:26Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:25Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:24Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:20Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:19Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:16Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:15Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:14Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:10Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:08Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:06Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:04Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker19:15:03Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:59Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:57Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:55Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:48Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:47Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:46Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:45Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:44Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:43Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:37Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:35Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:32Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:30Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:28Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:23Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:18Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:15Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:13Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:09Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:08Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker19:14:07Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:54Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:53Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:50Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:49Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:48Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:46Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:41Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:40Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:39Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:38Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:36Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:35Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:11Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:13:05Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:59Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:57Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:55Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:54Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:52Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:39Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:26Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:16Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:12Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:07Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:07Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker19:12:03Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:58Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:57Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:56Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:55Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:39Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:37Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:35Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:31Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:27Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:26Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:24Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:21Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:13Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:09Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:07Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:05Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:04Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:03Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:02Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker19:11:01Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:56Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:55Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:53Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:51Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:46Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:45Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:41Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:38Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:35Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker19:10:30Caption #332

Board [Post Message]

This week was a very close and bloody shoot out between Lauren and apple juice is a verb; Lauren had two guns, a birthday hat and some streamers... how could she not lose?

Well, because apple juice did something as wrong as doing it with someone's birthday cake, and at mostemailed we award that kinda action!

The winner is: apple juice is a verb!!

There are 6 messages for this day.
<Lauren> HI all. Yesterday was my birthday and I got a puppy. She's a Maltese, her name is Lily and she weighs just under 2 pounds. She is so very cute. My 6-year-old white shepherd, Noel, seems to be amused by her.
<Axolotl> Congartulations Lauren! Congratulations to Lily and Noel too! You all be good to her, or gP will have to teach you some manners!
<guyPaulo> I was thinking about getting a ferret or a rat as a pet just yesterday.
<Mort> Congrats Lauren! Please include some photos.
<ajiav> congrats, and sorry 'bout the cake
<bob sex> well, soime people like it that way...thats how the human race was made, incest


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post