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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/02/2005 by apple juice is a verb
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All my life, I've been a weakling.

I don't stand on the shoulders of giants, they stand on mine.

When I'm at the beach, bullies throw me into the water...

then the fish try to throw me back on land.

Luckily, my mom is hot.

That makes me feel less bad about not having a girlfriend.



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<JP> This kinda makes me feel oogy.
<Bavid Dyrden> Deeply disturbing.
<Axolotl> ...and how!!
<guyPaulo> Creepy.
<mypalmike> Very.
<ElvisThePelvis> This is nice...disturbing and strange, but nice.
<Lauren> I like this one more each time I read it.

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