"Hey Fifi, I heard Ralph Nader would allow gay marriages!"
"Please let me marry Bill, he has such dishy eyes"
"Ralph, Ralph, let me marry Michael, his man boobs thrill me so!"
"Ralphie, baby-cakes, will you let me marry my boobies?"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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