Some women wil settle for just "a mammal with a day job"
But not I.
I want a man who's everything; athletic, famous, wealthy, sensitive, in touch with himself, and not afraid to cry.
And how can I set my standards so high?
Because I have beautiful bazoombas.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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