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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by Lauren
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Oh, indignity
How could we see this coming?
Lips turned to piss pot.

More indignity
Man imprisoned in a hat
Dangling silly charms.

Most undignified
What has become of the world?
Girls objectified.
(Bathroom Mania)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> It's all gone to hell...
<Lauren> I had to haiku. Just because.
<ajiav> 
<Kumiho> Nice job Lauren. 'specially the Haiku part.
<Morgus> Oh, the indignity of it all.

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