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Most Emailed Photos - 05/05/2005 by Lauren
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Last night, I ate and drank myself into a mummified state.

When I finally awoke, I had an attack of flatulence. My friend thought it would be funny to light a match near my butt.

After I extinguished the flames, I thought it would be funny to break her legs.


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<Axolotl> Farts and violence? How could that not bew funny!

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